Subtitle: Oh great, if my grammar wasn’t bad enough I’m going to struggle with possessive apostrophes.
Only 12 Holt’s pubs are Cask Marque apparently. Good, ignoring those chancers is one of my fanciful whimsies I get when I go drinking.
I don’t treat Holt’s pubs the way that some would a Hard Rock Cafe, then again if each pub did their own pin badge then I might consider the pilgrimage to every one, I’ve already got their “bee glass” and my Untappd history seems to suggest I’ve had every beer they’ve done (give or take). Make it happen Joey.
Now I can’t say I’ve been in a vast range of Holt’s pubs and as my previous post alluded to, the city centre pubs, like The Old Monkey and Ape and Apple just don’t do it for me, not because of the pub itself but because of the location.
If you want a list of my main visitations then it would be:
Tamar (Leigh), Mort Arms (Tyldesley), Atherton Arms (er, Atherton, pronounced a-THE-er-tun), Cart & Horses (Astley), Rosehill Tavern (Daisy Hill), Edington Arms (Hindley), The Crown (Horwich) and a few others more out of the way (i.e. not a simple bus/train ride).
I used to go in The Park in Monton, replete with fish tank and bench seating. Then they gutted it and made it a mimic of the micro bars that sprung up in “the new Chorlton,” way back when every little enclave just outside of Manchester was “the new Chorlton.”
Now I could bang on about another of my whimsy annoyances which is purely of Holt’s own making and that is their pricing.
They are cheap as chips across the board for all their wares but don’t expect a menu saying 4.5 or 3.0 as a price guide, just some well trained bar monkey going £2.57 or £9.52 all together.
Yep, you’ll be coming home with pockets bulging of coppers to stick in your empty, over sized Bell’s whisky bottle. Unless you wish to tip the weird amounts “no, you keep the 8p, luv.”
The beer isn’t half bad either but this isn’t about the beer it is about the pubs. “Always a warm and friendly welcome;” carpets, except around the bar area, strategic coat hooks (or full on hangers/stands), bench seating, the right temperature, nice toilets, very well trained staff, TVs at the right volume that can still be easily ignored if need be, cubbyholes, etched glass, etc.
You get the picture.
To conclude this post, I’ll finish with two quotes which sum up with brevity what I’ve drawn out to pass the time; one from Martin:
Sam Smiths pubs most easily convey that sense of peace and contentment that justify getting out of your sofa to visit pubs…”
Except at Holt’s you can still use your electronic devices, should you so wish.
The second from my mum:
“If you’re old and can’t afford the heating, just go and sit in the Athy Arms. You wouldn’t really have to buy anything and you’ll be as alone or as talkative as you want.”
Thanks for reading.